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At Virginia Beach, a shark bit a man’s foot, then gave it back. Too much sunscreen.
Cape Cod attack occurred during a seagull-pecking contest. Shark won.
Shark at Galveston only attacks people who quote Joe Rogan mid-swim.
Shark at Waikiki mistook paddleboard for Tinder date. Very disappointed.
Galveston shark sent apology fruit basket to victim’s family.
Shark at Santa Cruz nibbled a vegan. Instantly developed gluten intolerance.
Shark at Venice Beach just wanted to join the drum circle.
Myrtle Beach shark said it bit out of boredom. “Too many jet skis, not enough class.”
Daytona Beach sharks reportedly holding out for union benefits.
Pismo Beach shark now charging for bites via Patreon.