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I wore them and instantly grew a beard.
Curry 12s: So light, I nearly floated off the court.
These kicks are so famous, they have their own Wikipedia page.
These sneakers are so smart, they did my taxes.
Curry's kicks: The reason I now walk with purpose.
Curry 9s: The reason I now have a verified Twitter account.
These shoes are so stylish, they made my wardrobe obsolete.
These kicks are so cool, they have their own weather system.
I wore them and instantly grew a beard.