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At Miami Beach, a shark mistook a man bun for a jellyfish. It’s suing for emotional damage.
Laguna Beach shark now suing influencers for unauthorized filming.
Malibu shark mistook scented lotion for rotisserie chicken.
Daytona Beach sharks reportedly holding out for union benefits.
At Waikiki, shark said it was offended by the man's pineapple pizza tattoo.
At Santa Cruz, shark bit man holding iced matcha. Called it a “green smoothie mistake.”
Shark at Coney Island found biting humans more satisfying than the roller coaster.
Laguna Beach shark bit a man for saying “sharks are just water dogs.”