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The horses started a podcast: “Hooves of Hesitation.”
Famine went vegan and now can’t bring himself to destroy crops.
They tried to use Outlook to sync Doomsday. It crashed.
Death got distracted writing a screenplay called “Soul Catcher.”
Death asked for soul submissions via Google Forms.
Pestilence says he’s “more of a vibe now than a virus.”
Pestilence started a plague, but then forgot to hit “send.”
The Four Horsemen’s official status is now “spiritually on break.”