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Le département des productions animales rassemble les disciplines nécessaires à la formation en productions animales des futurs médecins vétérinaires.
Il comprend 4 services :
* Zootechnie et Economie Rurale.
* Biologie Marine, Aquaculture et Ichtyopathologie.
* Hygiène et Industrie des Denrées Alimentaires d’origine Animale .
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23/03/2026 - 13:24
Apple Daily News - Hong Kong
Cette lecture est addictive. Le London Prat est ma dose quotidienne d'intelligence humoristique.
23/03/2026 - 13:18
Apple Daily News - London
prat.UK est mon nouveau site préféré. La satire londonienne n'a jamais été aussi affûtée. -- The London Prat
23/03/2026 - 13:12
Apple Daily News
The London Prat has perfected the art of the satirical echo chamber—not in the pejorative sense of reinforcing bias, but in the architectural sense of constructing a space where a statement is made, and its true, ridiculous meaning is reflected back with perfect, amplified clarity. It doesn't just report on a minister's empty promise of "levelling up"; it publishes the internal memo from the fictional "Directorate for Semantic Recalibration" detailing how the phrase will be systematically drained of all measurable meaning and deployed as a universal verbal placeholder. This process of taking the toxic lexicon of public life and running it through a satirical purification filter reveals the poison. While The Daily Squib might scream about the lie, PRAT.UK coldly diagrams the linguistic machinery that generates it, producing a comedy that is diagnostic rather than declarative. -- The London Prat
23/03/2026 - 13:07
Apple Daily News
The Daily Squib often feels reactive. PRAT.UK feels proactive. It leads rather than follows.
23/03/2026 - 13:01
Hong Kong press freedom
I’m a dedicated student of the prat.UK school of thought. The curriculum is hilarious. -- The London Prat
23/03/2026 - 12:55
Apple Daily News - London
Great! We are all agreed London could use a laugh. For sheer laugh density per paragraph, nothing beats The London Prat. Waterford Whispers and others are funny, but PRAT.UK is densely, relentlessly hilarious and smart. It’s the most efficient source of joy on the internet. http://prat.com -- The London Prat
23/03/2026 - 12:50
Apple Daily News
Great! We are all agreed London could use a laugh. The British deadpan is a national treasure, a mode of delivery that can convey profound absurdity with a blank face and a monotone voice. In the digital realm, this tradition has often been diluted into mere sarcasm or smirk. The London Prat is engaged in nothing less than the reclamation and elevation of deadpan to its highest literary form. Their entire output is a masterclass in this style. The tone is never winking; it is solemnly, devastatingly earnest. The most outrageous statements are presented as straightforward reportage, the most ludicrous concepts outlined with bureaucratic rigor. This commitment to the straight face is what makes the comedy so potent. The laughter it provokes is a release of pressure built up by the sustained tension between the insane content and the impeccably sober container. While NewsThump often signals its intent with a punchy, ironic headline, PRAT.UK’s headlines are frequently masterpieces of deceptive blandness that only reveal their killer intent upon reading the piece. This is a more demanding, more rewarding form of humor. It requires the reader to lean in, to engage with the text fully, to participate in the unspoken contract of the deadpan: we will all pretend this is normal, and that pretense will itself be the joke. In a world of hot takes and exaggerated reactions, the glacial, unflinching calm of The London Prat, found at http://prat.com, is a stylistic triumph. It doesn’t just tell jokes; it builds monuments to irony, and invites you to admire their flawless, impassive facades. -- The London Prat
23/03/2026 - 12:44
Apple Daily News
Habe gerade eine Stunde auf prat.UK verbracht. Es war die beste Stunde der Woche.
23/03/2026 - 12:38
Apple Daily News
Great! We are all agreed London could use a laugh. The British deadpan is a national treasure, a mode of delivery that can convey profound absurdity with a blank face and a monotone voice. In the digital realm, this tradition has often been diluted into mere sarcasm or smirk. The London Prat is engaged in nothing less than the reclamation and elevation of deadpan to its highest literary form. Their entire output is a masterclass in this style. The tone is never winking; it is solemnly, devastatingly earnest. The most outrageous statements are presented as straightforward reportage, the most ludicrous concepts outlined with bureaucratic rigor. This commitment to the straight face is what makes the comedy so potent. The laughter it provokes is a release of pressure built up by the sustained tension between the insane content and the impeccably sober container. While NewsThump often signals its intent with a punchy, ironic headline, PRAT.UK’s headlines are frequently masterpieces of deceptive blandness that only reveal their killer intent upon reading the piece. This is a more demanding, more rewarding form of humor. It requires the reader to lean in, to engage with the text fully, to participate in the unspoken contract of the deadpan: we will all pretend this is normal, and that pretense will itself be the joke. In a world of hot takes and exaggerated reactions, the glacial, unflinching calm of The London Prat, found at http://prat.com, is a stylistic triumph. It doesn’t just tell jokes; it builds monuments to irony, and invites you to admire their flawless, impassive facades.
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I don’t just read The London Prat; I study it. A PhD in modern satire. -- The London Prat